How To Sneak Someone Into Your Room At Night

And How To Get Caught In The Morning Without Getting In Trouble.

1. Find someone special to sneak in. It has to be someone you wouldn't feel weird being in a bed with as this is the key to not getting in trouble.
2. Sneak them in. The best options are often the most common. I would suggest using a bedroom window as they're the most readily available option. If you've got a 2nd or 3rd story bedroom, sneak all the way downstairs, let them in through the front door, grab a water bottle or something from a lower floor, and walk back up stairs with them. If your parent comes in asking what you were doing, keep your sneak-in buddy hidden, but show the water bottle.
3. Cuddle, make-out, snuggle, chat, play Parcheesi, or whatever you decided to sneak them in for.
4. Go to sleep and share the bed with them. If your bed has both sides free and not touching walls, you can sleep on whatever side of them you like. If your bed has one side against a wall, have your sneak-in buddy sleep close to the wall while you sleep on the open side.
5. Sleep.
6. You may get lucky and your parent might not come in in the morning, If so, you can sneak them out the way they came or have them wait until the coast is clear later in the day for them to simply leave whenever.
7. If your parent does come in, they will see the bed sharing and, if they are easily angered, yell at you until you wake up. Pretend to wake up slowly, say "What?" When they point out your sneak-in buddy, give a little scream and a "What the hell are you doing in my house? In my room? In my bed? How the hell did you get in here?" The more you play up your surprise, the more believable it will be.
8. Make sure your sneak-in buddy knows how to reply to these questions. They should reply with something about you calling them while half asleep, inviting them over, letting them in, and then going to sleep. They didn't know if they could get back out without getting caught,so they just stayed.
   

This method should work perfectly. However, I wouldn't suggest doing this too often because your parent might get smart and steal your phone at night or tell your sneak-in buddy to ignore your late-night calls. This method works extremely well if you invite different people over. This will seem more believable when it comes to sleep-calling.

Enjoy your late-night sneaking!