Why I Can Help You

I am not a bad person. I am not an adventurous person. I have never done drugs. I have never smoked a cigarette. I don't drink alcohol. I've never been in a fight. I rarely break my parents' rules.

However, I know how to get away with anything if I ever needed to.
If you need to get away with something "bad" or just feel like getting some ideas, I can help.

I can lie my way out of just about anything. I'm good at it too.

And so, I have created this blog to share my abilities with you so that perhaps you too can get away with anything.